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French pastry is full of itself. It doesn’t care much about the ingredients when compared to how much it cares about the technique. It calls for burning much of its products anyway, so it doesn’t matter what it tasted like … Continue reading
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It was like experiencing concord grapes for the first time. I was floored that scientists were able to develop a fruit that tasted like purple Fanta. Suffice it to say, the vendor behind the table in the middle of the … Continue reading
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Stuff used to be simpler. Granted, it was common practice to own slaves, blood-let and burn witches…but the food was so much more wholesome. There were no hormones, taken from us and injected into other species, wreaking havoc on those … Continue reading
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Healthy food is awesome. It’s even better when it tastes good. Take sushi for instance. All daisies and sunshine till you hit the rice. I’m not ragging on that sticky deliciousness in any meaningful way, but it does tend to … Continue reading
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No big adventure here. I saw it. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s a great idea! Why didn’t I think of it? Oh. Because the thought of putting eggs in oatmeal was disgusting ” But I figured the potential sacrifice of a breakfast one … Continue reading
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I’m sure this problem falls into at least the “first-world problems” category; a category which I find unsavory and strive not to indulge in by complaining. But, I can’t deny that I do in fact live in the first world, … Continue reading
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So, I mentioned that I frequented this spectacular little frozen yogurt joint in town. And by “frequent”, I mean visit religiously at 9:00pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I used to feel like a total loser for going so often, … Continue reading
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This is what happens when I’m alone in the house with no other obligations: I make stuff. It doesn’t matter that nobody wants it (though that doesn’t stop them from eating it once it’s made). Nor does it matter that … Continue reading
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I love beauty. Call it superficiality, vanity or frivolity. Call it all three. I care not. Those who discount beauty-who see it only as a frivolous distraction from the bare bones of function-are either lying, or have no soul. Beauty-visual, … Continue reading
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Christmas morning I had planned to make a fabulous yeasted coffee cake with eggnog cream cheese filling. Well. Shit hit the fan, and I up and ran out of time. See, you have to let the dough rest for 8-24 … Continue reading
